From my two years experience of being a parent, I have learned many lessons. Since I am such a good mother, I thought I would share a few pointers for all you out there who feel you could use some advise on how to be a successful parent.
Lesson #1: Never Allow a Sleeping Adult to Hold a Small Baby...
Lesson #2: Always be sure to provide children with properly fitting protective eyewear...
Lesson #3: Be sure children get plenty of nutritious food and eat meals at regular times while sitting at the table with family...
Lesson #4: Never allow children to fall asleep with food in their mouths as this could become a choking hazard...
Lesson #5: Always be sure children wear clothing or sunblock in direct sunlight to avoid harmful exposure to UV rays...
Lesson #6: Never allow children to sleep with sharp objects or toys...this may be a choking hazard...
Lesson #7: Be sure to provide developmentally age-appropriate toys for your children...
I hope this small lesson in parenting was helpful to those of you who wish to follow in my footsteps and become the best mother that you can be!
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
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That chicken nugget picture is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI love these pictures! Want to get together for lunch next week maybe?
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